belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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