Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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