pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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