if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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