i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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