You're my little dorito
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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