i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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