I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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