eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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