oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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