quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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