i would punch a child for taco bell
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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