new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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