I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
My vagina is very pro this idea
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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