i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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