Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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