At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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