"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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