Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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