i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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