So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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