I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
