I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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