I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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