But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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