everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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