do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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