I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
