we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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