I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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