He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
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she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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