This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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