I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
nutella sex= disaster
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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