is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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