i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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