Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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