Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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