gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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