I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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