Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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