How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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