Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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