Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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