No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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