I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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