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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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