CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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