Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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