shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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