no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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