Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
This house was built for laser tag.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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