Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
This is classic penis vs brain.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize