Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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