the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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