maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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