His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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