i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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