Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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